Welcome to FixMeechieHairline

A humorous look at that legendary hairline.

Hairline detected
Meechie selfie - that hairline is something else

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Hairline detected
Meechie basketball portrait - the hairline in full effect

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The Evidence

We gathered the receipts. Here is what the data says.

  • That hairline has been running farther back than Meechie's defender on a crossover.
  • At this rate the barber should be paying half the rent - Meechie is at the shop more than home.
  • NASA called. They want their landing strip back.
  • The last time that hairline was straight, Tupac was still recording.
  • We checked the tape. The hairline left the building before Meechie did.
Donate to the hairline restoration fund

(Proceeds go to absolutely nothing. This is a joke.)

Made with love, sarcasm, and zero hair growth serum. Meechie we love you but that hairline is fighting a losing battle.